The Vision

There was a boy, a very strange enchanted boy. They say he traveled very far, very far, over land and sea. And then one day, he came my way. And this he said to me. "The greatest thing, you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return".

Sunday, May 20, 2018

I Want to be President When I Grow Up


Girl: Mommy.

Mom: Yes, dear.

Girl: When I grow up I want to be President of the United States.

Mom: You want to be leader of the free world?

Girl: I guess so, but the main reason is that I heard the President gets to grab all the pussies he wants.

posted by La Vista | 5:33 AM

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