Love is Crap! (Warning may be offensive.)

Love is not always glorious and wonderful.
So for those of you frustrated by the treachery of losing your heart -
here is a rail against love (pretty harsh language),
so we can scream about the pain together!


OK you soft-bellied spineless pigs,
what the hell do you think love really is?

Come on!

Don't ask me to believe this drivel and whining.
PLEASE! Don't think I am as stupid as that.

Love is sex.
You fuck your brains out.
I don't care if I know you or even if I know your name.
All I care about is, do you know how to fuck?

If you have to take Viagra, get the hell out of here!

All I care about is -
Will you get me off?
Will you make me feel special?
Or have I wasted my time?

Shit!
I could have bought a better time than you.

For $100 I could have the fantasy that I really want.
You a school girl, or a muscle-clad athelete.
It is all my fantasy and I get what I pay for.

Why should I trouble myself to try to get to know you?
As a person, not a body - what the hell is good with that?

Will that make you into a better fuck?

I don't think so.

We are both useless in making the fantasy of the other come true.

So why do we bother?
Why do we play the game?

Are we looking for fantasy?
or are we really looking for real love?

Answer that question and you WIN the game.