Spam Stops
I Don't Get Any Spam Anymore
My inbox is empty.
Nobody likes me on Facebook.
I have 3.95 Gb of 4 Gb unused on Gmail.
There are no pop-up ads at all.
Nobody tries to download viruses to me.
I never win the Lotto or am invited to participate in a Nigerian scam.
Bill Gates does not even care if I steal Windows, or doors, or patios for my virtual house.
My inbox is empty.
Nobody likes me on Facebook.
I have 3.95 Gb of 4 Gb unused on Gmail.
There are no pop-up ads at all.
Nobody tries to download viruses to me.
I never win the Lotto or am invited to participate in a Nigerian scam.
Bill Gates does not even care if I steal Windows, or doors, or patios for my virtual house.
No one visits my virtual house.
Nobody cares at all.
I tried to get more views than the pop stars with my gang-bang style.
I wanted to leak more classified information but my wiki leaked.
I put my naked photos on all the porno sites, but they were removed.
Nobody cares at all.
I tried to get more views than the pop stars with my gang-bang style.
I wanted to leak more classified information but my wiki leaked.
I put my naked photos on all the porno sites, but they were removed.
Not for being illegal or offensive, but for being gross.
The only people that like me on Facebook are auto-bots that want me to play their silly games.
I tweet and nothing happens.
Tweet, tweet, tweet ... silence WTF?
So I look in the mirror and I say "Who the fuck are you?"
The only people that like me on Facebook are auto-bots that want me to play their silly games.
I tweet and nothing happens.
Tweet, tweet, tweet ... silence WTF?
So I look in the mirror and I say "Who the fuck are you?"
You don't exist in cyber space.
And I answer to myself, "You're a piece of shit!"
Now we're finally communicating.
And I answer to myself, "You're a piece of shit!"
Now we're finally communicating.